As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.

The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

Faith is the soul riding at anchor.