Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths.
The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.
Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.