There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.

I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William.

Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.

There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.