Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one.
Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.
the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.
Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.