The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
The unfortunate do not pity the unfortunate.
I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.
The great art of writing is knowing when to stop.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
Love is like the measles; we can't have it bad but once, and the later in life we have it the tougher it goes with us.