Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.
Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
A learned fool is one who has read everything and simply remembered it.
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.