The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

Opinions should be formed with great caution, and changed with greater.

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.