Have I ever told you, you look like Monty Clift? he inquired in a deep, seductive voice. Before or after the accident?

You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.

Love... doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen at all for some people

To find them all in one package...well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state.

Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me, I didn't worry about it.

And why is it the best looking ones are always straight?

I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.