Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.