I want a man in my life, not in my house.

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

I think looks do matter on television.

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.