As far as people communicating with each other well I think that listening is important. You know really trying to read between the lines of what some body is saying and trying to read their mind a little bit where there at because most people don't really say what they're feeling. Which is the bones of great literature.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.