Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.
When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.