I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
Joy BeharAs Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.
Joy BeharIs there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.
Joy BeharI have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she'll order a salad. If I order a salad, she'll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she'll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she's down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.
Joy Behar