I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don't think any body can escape it.