I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I've been through many years of psychotherapy, psycho-drama, I've taken risks in my life. I've had trials and tribulations just like every body else. You have to really think about who you are. You can't just go through life and sail threw.

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.