You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other things on my plate I want to do — I’ve been writing a play, I’ve been neglecting my standup.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.