Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger.
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
Behind every cloud is another cloud.
Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.
[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.
People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.