Food, like the people who eat it, can be stimulated by wine or spirits. And, as with people, it can also be spoiled.
Remember, you are all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you.
There is nothing worse than grilled vegetables.
Cooking well doesn't mean cooking fancy.
It's a shame to be caught up in something that doesn't absolutely make you tremble with joy.
Just speak very loudly and quickly, and state your position with utter conviction, as the French do, and you'll have a marvelous time!