I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair
Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.
This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed.
And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
L.A. I could live without.