I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community, there's nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life.

Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that a sense of humor gets you through just about anything.

This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed.

There is tremendous inequity in Hollywood and politics, and I would say globally it's challenging to be a woman and succeed.