I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed.

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?

Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that a sense of humor gets you through just about anything.

The fact of the matter is that everybody treats me pretty much as one of the boys, which I take as a great compliment

I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!