I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed.

Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that a sense of humor gets you through just about anything.

I'd like to begin by thanking the members of the Hollywood Foreign Press for this Golden Globe.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging