I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.