I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.