I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did