I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.