I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer.

It's a wise thing to hold back.

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.