It shouldn't come as any surprise that those who choose acting as a profession are phonies who live in a fantasy world. What is surprising is how many of them are blissfully unaware of it.

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked - blowsy and loud and low.

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.

It seems that one moment I was this little kid only caring about animals and flowers and stuff, and then the next minute I was this raging stew of hormones. I don't know if you've ever been a raging stew of anything, but I wouldn't particularly recommend it.

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work.