It's not the physical scars that are the most painful.

You're here, and the only dance I want is this one.

I wished that, for once, faery tales – real faery tales, not Disney fairy tales – would have a happy ending.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

A little warning would’ve been nice. You couldn’t have said, ‘Hey, as part of your training today, I’m going to beat you senseless’?

My fall began, as many stories do, with a girl.

Do not lose your heart to a faery prince. It never ends well.