I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I have to try not to get too distracted.

Be careful, boy. In some tales, the hero gets eaten by the monster after all .

Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming.

Fear was the knowledge of pain, the awareness that you could be hurt, that you could die.

It was fine and good to be defiant to the end, but it was better not to get caught in the first place.