I like all my characters in one way or another, or at least I understand them.
Overall, Id say I was an awesome bookseller, but probably not the best book shelver. I loved recommending books and helping people find books.
I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.
I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.
Be careful, boy. In some tales, the hero gets eaten by the monster after all .
Me? Robin Goodfellow, a family man? He, not likely, ice-boy. I mean, think of what that would do to my reputation. Glamour shimmered around him, and he gave us a wink. Later, lovebirds. Gimme a heads up when the kid arrives. 'Uncle Puck' will be waiting.