When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.

The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you put it online, people will find it and it will get in front of who it needs to get in front of.

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.

Sometimes its nice when people you love need you.

Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences and relationships with women, from my earliest memories to present day, and see if I had learned anything that might inform my decision.