Before I proposed to my now-wife, I was understandably nervous. My father suggested that I take stock of all of my experiences and relationships with women, from my earliest memories to present day, and see if I had learned anything that might inform my decision.
Justin HalpernWhen it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.
Justin HalpernIf it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.
Justin HalpernThere is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
Justin Halpern