There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

Sometimes its nice when people you love need you.

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

[The] majority of the girls working there had major emotional problems. And not cries-too-much emotional problems; more like stabs-her-boyfriend-with-a-steak-knife-then-falls-into-a-corner-and-starts-whispering-to-herself emotional problems.

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you put it online, people will find it and it will get in front of who it needs to get in front of.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.