Writing a book is incredibly pleasurable, but very solitary. You have total control, but sometimes that can drive you insane.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.

Writing a book is incredibly pleasurable, but very solitary. You have total control, but sometimes that can drive you insane.

On My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts “It kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees or something. Then when I saw the fat kid with the watch who was timing you start laughing…. Well, I’ll just say it’s never a good sign when a fat kid laughs at you.

What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.