I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.

Sometimes its nice when people you love need you.

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.

I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.