Most people are sick. But only a few know that this is something they can be proud of. These are the psychoanalysts.

Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside the door to life do not realize how unreceptive they are making the children to everything that constitutes the true surprise of life.

Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.

It is the mission of the press to disseminate intellect and at the same time destroy receptivity to it.

It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.

Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.

If children had been told that they could not blow their noses, this alone would make adults blush.