Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.

The blind won't admit that I have eyes in my head, and the deaf say that I'm dumb.

The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence.

Children today laugh at fathers who tell them about dragons. It is necessary to make fear a required subject; otherwise children will never learn it.

Satire chooses and knows no objects. It arises by fleeing from them and their forcing themselves upon it.