To me it's still a greater miracle when a fly flies than when a human being undertakes to do so.

My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.

A father's pride, laid on thick, has always made me wish that the fellow had at least experienced some pain during procreation.

Sexual enlightenment is that hardhearted process which for hygienic reasons forbids young people to satisfy their curiosity themselves.

Medicine: "Your money and your life!