No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.

Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

How powerful social mores are! Only a spider's web lies across the volcano, yet it refrains from erupting.

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.