Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The real truths are those that can be invented.
There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way.
Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.
Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.