Nowadays the thief cannot be distinguished from his victim. Neither has any valuable objects on him.
Diplomacy is a game of chess in which the nations are checkmated.
There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.