Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

A philistine is habitually bored and looks for things that won't bore him. An artist finds things boring, but is never bored.

Ask your neighbor only about things you know better yourself. Then his advice could prove valuable.

I would have stage-fright if I had to speak with every one of the people before whom I speak.

Let language be the divining rod that finds the sources of thought.