Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.

Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

If children had been told that they could not blow their noses, this alone would make adults blush.

The press, that goiter of the world, swells up with the desire for conquest and bursts with the achievements which every day brings. A week has room for the boldest climax of the human drive for expansion.