Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

Nothing is more horrible than my self in the mirror of hysteria. Nothing is more vulgar than my style in the hands of another. Toimitate me is to punish me.

There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.

Contemporaries live from second hand to mouth.

Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.

Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.