When I want to go to sleep, I must first get a whole menagerie of voices to shut up. You wouldn't believe what a racket they make in my room.

Sexual enlightenment is that hardhearted process which for hygienic reasons forbids young people to satisfy their curiosity themselves.

Most people are sick. But only a few know that this is something they can be proud of. These are the psychoanalysts.

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.

The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.

Religion, morality, and patriotism are feelings that are manifested only when they are outraged.

Let my style capture all the sounds of my time. This should make it an annoyance to my contemporaries. But later generations should hold it to their ears like a seashell in which there is the music of an ocean of mud.