Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.

It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.

The unattractive thing about chauvinism is not so much the aversion to other nations as the love of one's own.

In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.

The real end of the world is the destruction of the spirit; the other kind depends on the insignificant attempt to see whether after such a destruction the world can go on.