In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.

One reason you are stricken when your parents die is that the audience you've been aiming at all your life - shocking it, pleasing it - has suddenly left the theater.

In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.