Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.

[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.

Spring makes everything look filthy.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.