It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

American patriotism is generally something that amuses Europeans, I suppose because children look idiotic saluting the flag and because the constitution contains so many cracks through which the lawyers may creep.

I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you've seen one.

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.