Tobias asked. "Weird? Weird?" Marco crowed. "The talking bird wants to know if getting information on the location of an alien from a whale, that you've just saved from sharks, by turning into dolphins . . . You're suggesting that's weird?

I just want to get on a table, dance on someone's tater tots, and wait for the hall monitor to drag me away

Memories are precious ... they help tell us who we are.

Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns.

Especially when you're faced with hard times, you need to remember that life is either tragedy or comedy. For me, that's what the magic is. Life has remarkable, surprising moments that get you through the hard times.

About chocolate: "This is what laughing tastes like.

They think I'm too old to cause trouble. Old age is a powerful disguise.