My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

I'm able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that's not my entire existence. I might be a portion of that guy. At home, quiet prevails. It's incense, candles and birds chirping. Everything's done to maximize peace and tranquility, because we know when we exit those doors, it's going to be a whole different energy.

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

I think pimp, therefore i am.