He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.