He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.

I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.