America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.