Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.