Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.