There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!