Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

I have yet to meet someone who was successful who was even slightly negative. That comes from a muscle training. You can work on negativity and weed it out of your life. I've noticed that all of the people who acted as if they were going to be gone too soon, were gone too soon.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

All comedy comes from a dark place.

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.