Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.