If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.