I have yet to meet someone who was successful who was even slightly negative. That comes from a muscle training. You can work on negativity and weed it out of your life. I've noticed that all of the people who acted as if they were going to be gone too soon, were gone too soon.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

I think pimp, therefore i am.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.