All comedy comes from a dark place.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

I'm able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that's not my entire existence. I might be a portion of that guy. At home, quiet prevails. It's incense, candles and birds chirping. Everything's done to maximize peace and tranquility, because we know when we exit those doors, it's going to be a whole different energy.