All comedy comes from a dark place.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid the repercussions for something I had done, because lying meant that it never happened. However, by the time I was 5, I came to hate lying and to think of it as the worst thing in the world. That's my earliest memory. Weird, but true!

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!