Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

I'm able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that's not my entire existence. I might be a portion of that guy. At home, quiet prevails. It's incense, candles and birds chirping. Everything's done to maximize peace and tranquility, because we know when we exit those doors, it's going to be a whole different energy.