Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

All comedy comes from a dark place.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.