Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid the repercussions for something I had done, because lying meant that it never happened. However, by the time I was 5, I came to hate lying and to think of it as the worst thing in the world. That's my earliest memory. Weird, but true!